Ok, not pretty but I have to share. It is just too funny from they eyes of my son :)
A couple of weeks ago I had four days of very loose bowels, which lead to a Hemorrhoid. (I have Irritable Bowel, and even though I am hypothyroid, I am rarely constipated. I know you really want to hear all this, but it is life so whatever) No biggie, but then it became a thromboses hemorrhoid. OUCH!! Boy is that painful, had one during my pregnancy and thought I was going to die. Worse than labor in my opinion.
Anyway, they had to drain it, and removed a blot clot larger than a kidney bean. I have pictures if you want to see. . . (ha ha, I do have pictures because I like to see what I can not see on my own, but I will be nice and not share them :)
So, they drain it and that night I beg my husband to go fill the pain pill RX before I go insane. (really, it is excruciating pain). So I laid sideways on the couch all night, and things were better by morning.
This week, my husband and son are over at our warehouse, and while talking to the owner and his daughter, my lovely son of 4 years old, goes into detail with them all about how his mommy had to go to the doctor, and they cut my butt off. YEP! By this time they are all rolling on the floor, as he proceeds to tell them that he had to be extra nice to mommy, and give her kisses because it hurt when they cut off my butt. I wish they could! That would make jean shopping a lot more fun. . .
I have since explained that they only cut into my cheek ( better than explaining the "hole" to him. . .) and removed a blot clot. But I can only imagine what is going through his head, as he talks about the doctor making a cut and "going in". Wow, the mind of a child is amazing!
Just thought I would share, and I hope you find it as funny as I did.
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